BRB, throwing my phone into a river.
We must say 'no' to the Devs of this world.
Have I mentioned I hate dating?
Go on OkCupid, they said, it'll be fun, they said.
The country may be in chaos, but the number of terrible dating profiles is strong and stable.
I think I've found the worst one ever.
The very first time I roast terrible dating profiles for fun.
Please send any terrible dating profiles you've seen on a dating app recently to me at email@example.com either anonymously or with the name you want me to credit the image with.
I muzz all personal details including faces from dating profiles to protect the privacy of the unsuspecting people who made them.
I am a straight cis woman so my posts will be of terrible male profiles - but guest submissions are welcome and encouraged from absolutely everyone. It would be wonderful to roast as diverse a range of terrible dating profiles as possible :)